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Good Golly MIss Molly

We're Having a Picnic

I wanna say "Last Call",

but I'm not gonna yet.  

But Dang!  

It's pretty nearly Last Call

Why keep us waiting?

Less than 1 month to go.

Picnic - Saturday, August 17th

We have such a range of classmates already signed up for the picnic.   What about you?   First of all, we have our Homecoming Queen attending, as she always does, ... Steph will regale us with stories about the parade route high jinks, ... and secrets of her royal attendants, ... it's pretty exciting stuff!  We haven't heard from our Homecoming King yet, ... he lives in Oregon, ... they're a little behind down there.  Do they have internet down there?   Maybe George hasn't heard yet about the picnic.  We'll send out carrier pigeons.  We also have members of Mesika and The Chieftain, ... our high school annual and newspaper.  Since we have a "Come As You Are" theme, it's gratifying to have people of all walks of life, ... Doctors, Teachers, Lawyers, 1 Lawyer, Generals, Teachers, Politicians, Mechanics, Carpenters, Salespeople, Veterans, etc...

We may have the largest contingent of Optimus members yet, ... yep we'll be ooozing brain cells, ... plus many are coming with 2 or 3 fewer brain cells than Optimus members.  We have several who have occupied the rarified air of high places in Student & Class government, ... and we have some who ran for office, but lost.  But they say they're not bitter.  They're just losers ...  ( they didn't say that, ... I said that ).

Fill out the survey, answer yes!

Remember, we warned you about that little voice in your head ( we agreed to call her Sheila ).   Sheila will try to convince you not to go.   You're too old, you don't have fun anymore, you live too far away.   Sheila will tell you not to believe the hype about the picnic, ... they don't have any pool side tables, she'll say because they have no pool, and you can't swim anyway.   Here's a fact ... Sheila has never been to Linda's farm, so she doesn't know.   But, in the spirit of full transparency, we actually don't have a pool, ... but I think I heard Wendy Wallace say she felt like she was poolside ... pretty sure I heard that.  So, follow along here,   Have you ever tried to change Wendy's mind.   Yeah, I thought not.   If Wendy Wallace feels like she's poolside sitting at her table, ... who's going to tell her she's wrong.  So, you tell Sheila, ... YES, they do have poolside tables, ... psychological speaking, ... and I'm filling out the survey, and am going to the picnic, ... and maybe I'll even go in for a dip.   With even more transparency, I'm announcing right here, ... EVERYONE gets a poolside table!!!  Kevin, order us some more poolside tables.