Picnic !!!  

Next Month

Saturday, Aug 16th

Please, please, please ( do you want me to beg? ) go to the survey on the top left of the Home Page and fill out the survey.   Kevin is going batsh*t over how many tables and chairs to order.  You are not going to want to miss this picnic!

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Nevermind

about the table

conversations 

Steve Favorite, our President, has nixed the health topic tables.   Apparently, he was offended about being called bald, so he's unilaterally cancelled the table conversations.   Steve said he is not bald, it's called a "tight crew".   Actually, Steve, I think you're more of a long bob.

In a subtle shift, the committee is considering a last minute proposal on a program for the picnic, ... table topics if you will, ... health table topics, ... it would go something like this.  This is just an idea, ... there's a real good possibility this will not be approved, ... real good. 

For example:

Table 1 - Digestive Issues - Steph Smith, in addition to receiving you all at the registration desk, would be leading a discussion regarding all things digestive.   It would be too consuming to go into all the details here, but it does give new meaning to the phrase, "No soup for you"

Table 2 - Joints - Lee Crary will be hosting this table.  Lee has had more surgeries than anyone, and is considered the class expert.  He's up on all the new materials used in knee replacements, including how AI will make this more of a fun time.  Lee will take you on a visual tour of most of the Western Washington hospitals and what are the best rooms to catch the morning sun, ... who has the best TVs, etc.  He's a creative guy, and I think his presentation is going to be a crowd pleaser.  He's going to be passing out, "Cortisone is your Friend" t-shirts.

Table 3 - Baldness -  Mostly we're talking male baldness, ... and Steve Favorite will lead this discussion.   He has a unique perspective on this topic, and will be introducing his famous Treatise on the clever use of hats to combat this health topic.  This treatise includes, choices for colorful seasonal hats, ... for instance, ... summer - Carhartt in brown, ... fall - Carhartt in olive green, ... winter - Carhartt in black ... spring - 1st Cavalry in olive green.

Table 4- Shhhh, you must be over the age of 18 to read about this table.   We're going to approach the issue of ED, ... I'm not going to delve into it much here, and I've been instructed not to disclose who will be leading this discussion.  In general, we want to come at this from all points of view, even the "that ship has sailed" contingent.  Who knows, maybe that ship never sailed properly, ... maybe it only sailed at certain times, ... maybe it lost it's crew.  No worries, we'll look into it.  Noting that this could be a male only table, and we like to have a good mix, there likely will be topics that could interest women.  Even though every woman on the Committee said "Nae Nae", ... who knows.   Plus, in accordance with our renown sensitivity, ... this table will be surrounded by a curtain, and masks are available for travelling to and from the food line.

( You didn't think I was going to put a caricature in here did you? )

Table 5 - 8 topics are still being considered.

Now, to be clear, this idea hasn't passed the rules Committee yet, and there is some infighting going on right now, ... so, there is a real good possibility the health table talks will not happen at all ... real good.  

All that said, we need you to plan to come.  We want to see you!  Besides, the most likely outcome is that you will be at a table with fun conversations about old times.